N/A/S?
ANUP/21/MALE,
“HI ANUP PRIYA HERE, WHAT YOU DO?”
“HI PRIYA, I AM DOING MY FINAL YEAR ENGINEERING,WHERE YOU FROM?”
“WOW” EVEN I AM DOING MY FINAL YEAR ENGINEERING.....I AM FROM BANGALORE, U?:)
COOL. I STAY IN KORAMANGALA LAST STOP.I AM FROM B.M.S COLLEGE.WHAT ABOUT YOU?
“BLAH BLAH BLAH ..........” ( I don’t remember much of there first conversation)
“THERE” refers to my cousin “ANUP” and his first Internet love “PRIYA” (God knows what her name was, she said she is "Priya")
We were browsing net, my cousin bro was available on messenger. I was sitting beside him ,half sleeping half awake. It was around 3 'o' clock in the morning ,a female wondered into the messenger,and this female had put only her eyes in the photo section , which impressed my good great cousin . After their first conversation which I have written above , he asked, are they your eyes?? she said “Yes”. My bother looked like he completely fell for her eyes . They said bye to each other he waited until she signed out and reluctantly shut down his computer.
Next day he signed in very early , surprisingly she came in some other name and said “hi”
And there conversation started
How was your day?
Oh you know the usual , going to college, submitting assignments...lab and all ( they talked as if both of them embodies discipline , knowledge and sincerity )
They talked about books, studies, college....... all nonsense.
At last the big question came .....my brother asked "Are you taken?"
There was a long pause and she said “NO”
My bro was literally jumping......they talked till four in the morning before they signed out.
The third day was like insane........they chatted before lunch,after lunch and during all evening...till 3 in the morning..
Having an Internet has finally paid off...my brother got a girlfriend.:)))
Aunt wanted to buy something ,so we had been shopping the next whole day..........when I came back, my brother was already in front of his P. C chatting with his new found Internet love..
with pathetic expression on my face ,I asked him....
Howz the date with your cyber chick going??
He gave long pause and said “I AM IN LOVE WITH HER”
I was kinda shocked it was not even 3 days......
Common i said this can’t happen!!!
You have not actually met and talked only through the Internet?
I like this girl , i seriously like this girl...
Common brother don't you think you are being obsessive and crazy???
you are so much in to this girl.....who knows she can be 50 years old or one leg crippled , or it can be a "GUY"!!!!!!!!.
Common anu I know her....
I thought for a while and said, ask her to meet you??first he said no , thinking about it over a minute he said lets do it.We were actually planning for some movie the next day now that's out of window anyways......its for my bro and his new Internet love(ha ha ha....)
That night when she signed in they said Hi to each other, asked some routine questions... later He hesitatingly asked-
"Are we going to get together?"
There was a long pause.........it was bit longer (20 min, I was literally laughing looking at his expression) my brother was so scared about this long pause, he started
She took another 10 min for the answer “YES”
Finally they agreed to meet some place near forum......my brother told he will get his car and then they will go to nearby place where they can sit and talk. My brother sent his photo, for her to recognise him...when he asked for hers,she said she didn't have one, My brother was cool with that. He said its OK, I can recognise you at once.
The day of meeting had come, it was 5 in the evening........I had been out all morning with my friends, when I came back Anup was in his room spraying extra Doe, getting ready . I asked him "you are so bad at talking with girls ,how you are going to manage?. He said I have thought about it . I asked " what?"
He said you are coming with me.....WHAT?????What the hell i would do there??......he forced me , begged me and with all dealings I agreed....Later he had to pay a lot for that.
We left home to meet his Internet loooooooooooooove........when we reached the place there were only two people ( This happened when I was in high school so the mobile trend had not yet come ) a old guy and big aunty with “ blue jeans and white T-shirt” . She was huuuuuuge, her stomach was rooooound.......at first we didn’t realise she is wearing same dress code he asked Priya to wear .....We sat in the car waiting for his imaginary beautiful girl who had imaginary beautiful name PRIYA. After a while, this huge aunty started staring at us,she seemed to recognise one of us.I poked anup to look at her......shivering he said it can’t be her, she said she is of medium built.....she started walking towards us,now my brother was kind of scared,When she was about 5 feet she recognised Anup completely and started shouting hey Anu its Priya, by now my brother was completely panicking, with shivering ,He hit the accelerator and drove all the way home at 80 km/ h, he never looked back till he reached home....
I made fun of him all the way back home.
"Hey bro maybe you should say hello to her , why don't we go back now?It would be rude to such beautiful woman to leave without saying a word??"
He was pretty much sucked....:))
For me it was divine comedy,I was literally never been that happy.I narrated this story to all my cousin's for which they made fun of him almost everyday.Well ,we still do............................
LOVE
ANU
